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[MOB] LUKENBACHER
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PostSubject: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:11 am

We've all grown to love and hate this rambunctious group of troubled teens. But often, the core of the UNION is overshadowed by a big cloud of SCRUBNESS. This my comrades, is an inside look at the true core, the heart, the soul, the former (self-proclaimed) GODS of MOB them selves........


1. _SMOK3D_

A very young, cunning and sarcastic piece of good old American spoiled brat straight off the TWINK BUS. This one of a kind cuffy cake is the beloved and often joked about LEADER of the UNION. He'll sell out for anyone and anybody depending on what day it is and is a professional back-stabber. His favorite hobby would be looking at OSH KOSH BEGOSH catalogs and lying for no reason.


2. Pulp_Free

This guy is a rare breed indeed. Im not fooled by his myspace pics. This guy has the courage of a trailer park mut and probably sports a super mullet with SPEEDOS. This arrogant, pompus Italiscrub thinks he's the best thing to video games since the GAMEBOY got color. He enjoys reading HARRY POTTER books, shaving his balls, and candle-lit dinners with SMOK3D. He has a new cd out.....and I hear its climbing the charts like an elderly turtle scaling Mt. Everest.

3. _SCOP3D_ AKA _FUK3D_ AKA CHEATER

The retarded twin of SMOK3D, this under developed crack baby suffers from several mental disorders too heinous to mention. We are praying for this kid. One deformity includes an extra ANUS below his nose. He's known to spew shit EVERYWHERE when attempting to speak. Poor guy.......he always has to smell his own ass.
This one is a confessed CHEATER......but he'll swear on his baby's life he didn't just one shot you. lol. Who swears on their own kid's life? Only a UNION member.


I hope this sheds some light on our perspectives surrounding the UNION. We waxed them once, and WE WAXED THEM AGAIN TONIGHT. Some KIDS just NEVER learn.



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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:14 am

Damn Luke.......... I Fuckin Love IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheers

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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:18 am

i love you guys but i think i gotta love Eva a little more but funny shit luke but even more funny its true
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:35 am

Yea....Im the greatest...I know
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:18 pm

Haha luke that shit is classic i love it Arrow
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:57 pm

goddam how long did it take u to do this
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:01 pm

Honestly, about 8 minutes. I did it after our WAR when we were all in the lobby.
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:33 pm

wow ur a fkin beast at typing
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:14 pm

All I do is type emails, reports, and talk out of my ass for a living!
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PostSubject: Re: THE UNION [U] - AN INSIDE LOOK...   Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:14 pm

lol wow
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